The Boss is right

The Boss is always right

Should a subordinate be right, see above

The Boss doesn't eat, he sustains himself.

The Boss doesn't drink, he tastes.

The Boss doesn't sleep, he rests.

The Boss is never late, he is delayed.

The Boss never leaves his job, he is called out.

The Boss entertains no relationship with his secretary, he is educating her.

The Boss never reads the newspapers during working hours, he studies them.

One enters the Boss's office with one's own ideas, one leaves with the Boss's.

The Boss remains the Boss even in swimming trunks.

The more one criticises the Boss, the lesser the bonus.

The Boss has to think for everyone.

Conclusions

The Boss is a dictator one must prevent Bosses from marrying to avoid an increase in their numbers.

Whenever a subordinates ideas are good, they are no longer his but the Bosses.   

Something to think about

The Boss uses "I", the leader uses "we"

The Boss creates fear, the leader inspires trust.

The Boss "knows how", the leader "shows how".

The Boss orders, the leader asks.

The Boss relies on his authority to get things done, the leader relies on co-operation to get things done.

The Boss provokes resentment, the leader fires enthusiasm.