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We go into
business because we hate being told what to do.
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But it
really gets worse, think about it.
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The Police
won't allow me to park outside my business.
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The
Taxation Department tells me how to keep my books.
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My
bank manager tells me how much money I'm allowed to spend.
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The freight
company tells me how to pack my parcels.
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The
customers tell me how their parts must be repaired.
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My
accountant tells me what records to keep.
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The Council
tells me how much noise I can make.
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The Unions
tell me who I can employ and fire.
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And to top
it off I'm married as well.
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Earth's History
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If the
Earth's history could be compressed into a single
year, the first eight months would be completely without
life.
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The
next two months would see only the most primitive creatures,
and mammals wouldn't appear until the second
week in December.
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No Homo
sapiens appear until 11.45pm on December 31st.
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Mans entire
history would occupy the final 60 seconds
before midnight.
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If you Want
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If you want to be interesting, be interested.
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If you want to be pleased, be
pleasing.
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If you want to be loved, be lovable.
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If you want to be helped, be helpful.
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If you want to be respected, be
respectful.
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Winners and Losers
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The winner is always a part of the solution.
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The loser is always a part of the
problem.
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The winner always has a plan.
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The loser always has an excuse.
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The winner says, let me do it for
you.
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The loser always says, it is not my
job.
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The winner seeks a solution to every
problem.
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The loser always sees problems for
all situations.
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The winner says, it may be difficult,
but it is possible.
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The loser says, it may be possible,
but it is too difficult.
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Are you a winner?
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I wish all
the things that are happening to me now, happened
to me when I was 18 years old, Because I knew all the
answers then.
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Three things in human life are important.
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The first is to be kind.
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The second is to be kind, and the
third is to be kind.
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