ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN  

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. 

-  Jayne Mansfield 

Women .... those creatures who molest men’s hands with their bodies.

-  Ronnie Barker 

If there’s a worst insult I don’t know it.  I have just been told by my friend Gladys that she would trust her husband to spend an evening alone with me.

-  Marjorie Proops 

One man with a head on his shoulders is worth a dozen without.

-  Queen Elizabeth I 

My idea of a screamingly boring man is a chap who doesn’t like the company of women.

-  Anne Edwards 

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

-  Yul Brynner 

Women should be obscene and not heard. 

-  John Lennon 

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.

-  Dorothy Parker 

On being told ten men were waiting to meet her at her house.  

“I’m tired … send one of them home" 

-  Mae West